The kind of job where they give you a bonus when you cock up.
I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.
i am canadian i whisper as i chug maple syrup and also spell words with u’s
I am AMERICAN I shout as I freedom
Why are we all whispering? Are we trying not to wake up the Americans?
Tony: He stands there in a spangly outfit with such conviction. Everything he says is utterly ridiculous and corny. But it’s him. He is genuine and kind. He makes everyone around him wanna be a better person. He’s patient. He’s got a hilariously dry sense of humor. He expects the best out of everyone and even if they can’t succeed he’ll cheer them on just for trying. I don’t know when I started loving him. Most of the time it just feels like I always have.
Dark chocolate cake with raspberry mousse filling and white chocolate buttercream.
THIS. IS. AMAZING.
My 4-yr-old cousin watching "Thor" for the first time
her: Is the green guy a bad guy?
me: Not really. His name is Loki.
her: Logi?
me: Low-key
her: Loki? Ok.
her: I like Loki.
her: Is Thor a princess?
her: Thor gets hit by cars a lot.
her: WHY IS LOKI BLUE
her: Is it because he's sad?
her: Poor Loki.
her: Can we have him?
her: Thor and that girl are gonna get married
her: Is Loki bad now?
me: Yup.
her: He likes being bad.
her: Because he likes his spear.
her: and his helmet.
her: Thor wants to stop Loki right?
me: Yes he does.
her: But- Thor doesn't want to kill Loki.
her: Because Thor loves Loki a lot.
her: No! Did Loki die?!
her: But I liked Loki...
her: I bet Thor misses him,
her: I miss him.
The evolution of attraction to Benedict Cumberbatch:
- he’s kind of odd looking
- oh wow his voice is deeper than I expected
- wait he actually looks pretty attractive here
- he looks really attractive here holy shit
- omg but his CHEEKBONES
- wait what
- what is he doing with his face omg
- is that legal
- holy fuck
- fucking
- FUCK
- jgkadl;g
- jdfsk
- SDJGKF
- MOTHER OF GODTISS WHY DO YOU EXIST
*curl up in a ball and cry until 2013*
